we are pleased to welcome any aliens to earth. we have won countless awards for being the most friendliest airline to extra terrestrials. Please quote your Earth International Visiting Number when you book your tickets if you want to fly with us and you will receive a reduction of 70% or more. special concessions can be made for aliens allergic to rabbit droppings. You may even get to eat proper human food. Aliens over 100 can travel for half the price of the reduced fare. Proof of age is not required.
We await a picture of an alien to stick on this page. If you are an extra terrestrial please send us a picture of you and your pals on your home planet and we'll soon have it on the net.
