Clocks (All over
the plane)
We also have clocks on our plane - most work and may happen to be at the
correct "minutes past" time, but don't ask us what time zone
they're in.
Hair Dressers
& 
Large planes often have hairdressers on board as so many people are hairdressers
these days. If you are a hairdresser, there is no charge for you to take
up the salon in the back of the plane and charge people for a haircut
- don't forget that DH will need to take 110% of your profit and the charge
for not taking this opportunity is €500 or $100 or £620 - whichever
is worth the most.
Currency Exchange
DH Airlines offers you the chance to change money. If you have a €50
note and want 2 x €20 notes and a €10 note, then we can help.
We can;t change from currency to currency - that would require a person
of great intelligence (It's a good job DH himself doesn't know what that
word means).
Doors
At DH Airlines we like to think
that we offer some of the services of luxury airlines (like EasyJet and
RyanAir) so we have decided to offer doors throughout the aircraft. There
are doors on all toilets and between classes and a door can be placed
between you and the person/dinosaur/rabbit sitting next to at your request.
Stoves
We all know this simple fact, enscribed on walls in Egyptian Tombs
and on plaques in houses accross the world:
"Grandmothers can't resist a bit of cooking"
Consequently, DH Airlines has decided to let all of the plane's stoves
be open for granmothers to cook their own meal from their own food.
Please note that ONLY Granmothers can cook the food and the food can ONLY
be consumed by grandmothers - it will say this somewhere on your ticket,
but the font maybe in the same colour as the backgorund.
