Passengers Food
"whilst I soar across the skies, I expect good food" says DH.
He has ensured that there is top quality food on every DH flight and that
he has access to it at all times. For the rest of the passengers DH supplies
the food himself and what you get may look small and is the left overs
of what he didn't want, it is ludicrously tasty. >>>>
Fridges of food (Only available in the cockpit)
The fridge in the cockpit zone is full of lots of yummy processed and
unprocessed food ready for the charcoal barbeque in an old safety gizmo
room. Don't worry if you can't find the fridge (trust me, you won't),
you may receive some of the nutrients in your in flight meal....
Chocolate Boxes with REAL Chocolate in (Only Availible In Cockpit)
Chocolate is a legal drug. It has only been banned by the Government of
Antarctica in resposnse to hyper seals who started attacking the Antarctica
Parliament Building for fish to throw at their friends in the Arctic.
A film is currently being made about the floor in the Antarctic Parliament
Building for DH Airlines. It is really interesting because the carpet
is not only blue, it has red stripes on it.
Curry Sauce (Only Availible In Cockpit)
DH loves curry - he once kissed all the dishes availible in his local
Indian Buffet Shimila Pinks in Birmingham. As the years went by he started
to bring them presents and soon the curries found they had child trust
funds in their name. The picture above is proof of this love and this
is what keeps a few Does still interested in the rabbit we just call DH.
Chilli Powder
All DH Airlines planes are kept filled up with a supply of chilli powder
(as shown) and this supply, on special occasions such as the Primeminsiter
of England's Birthday and the Anniversary of the opening of the first
petrol station on the remote island of Great Britain, is used to flavour
the in flight meals. the ratio of weight of rabbit dropping to chilli
powder is around 1:5
DH airlines also has a buffet on the roof for sparrows
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