In-flight Entertainment .:. DH Airlines .eu

We have lots of appropriate and inappropriate activities that you can do onboard your flight with us. Below is a list of the facilities onboard, some of which you may not expect on a plane:

In Flight Movies/Films/Pictures/Rubbish
Check out our full list of films by clicking here

TVs (only in the cockpit area)
This may just be visible from the front "seats" in the main plane, but we are not sure what channels you can pick up in the middle of the Atlantic.

Music

If DH is feeling like it he will ask the plane nicely to fly itself and sit at the Piano that takes up the space other Airlines would waste with parachutes. He'll sing your favourite songs including:

Fullstop

Ynuub is bunny backwards

An ode to a lampost

and many more (title of song, not statement)

Tissues

Tissues are available for hire from any of the staff. Anyone trying to steal a tissue will be arrested as there is a limited supply onboard and others will want to use them.

Magazines

Magazines are complementary on DH Airlines, meaning they cost from €2.00 to €399.99.
We have a wide variety, suitable for all interests:

Ears and how to style them

Ear Style

Ears Weekly

The History of Ears

Ear News

The Daily Ear

Inflatable slides (only available in an emergency)

Kids love them, parents love them and old people hate them. That means that, as most people like them, they're fun for all the family. Slide onto one of 5 different surfaces (changes each flight) out of: concrete. grass, water, ice and chocolate*

*Chocolate flavourings: 4%, Animal Dung: 95%, Killer Bee Sting: 1%