There are currently two flights available for just €2.50
Here they are:
CALAIS
from PARIS [VIA CAPE TOWN] ~ €2.50
departs PARIS, FR at 03:12:48 {AM} LJUBLJANA time 27·04·2005
mid stop in CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA at 17:34{PM} BRUSSELS time
arrives in CALAIS, FR at 04:56 {AM} MOON time 28·04·2005
in flight meals: ONE helping of rabbit droppings, TWO Chinese prawn crackers
and ONE packet of salt that you get from burger bars etc.
in flight movie: A
day in the life of a shoe which is kept in a dark closet (U) (24hrs long)
in flight seats: VENDASEAT for the second half of
the journey
aircraft: D H One
WASHINGTON
from NEW YORK ~ €2.50
departs NEW YORK, USA at 09:67 {AM} STATUE OF LIBERTY time 29·03·2005
arrives in WASHINGTON, USSR at 15:12 {PM} WASHINGTON time 29·03·2005
in flight meals: FIVE helpings of rabbit droppings (1 for each year D
H is old), TWO blades of grass and ONE penny sweet
in flight movie: Coffee Stains II: the shapes, the colours, the excitement.
in flight seats: not available at this time
aircraft: D H One