Here is a list of our plane old plains:

DH ONE

Aircraft: Boeing 747, with modifications.
Capacity: 356 passengers + 12 crew + 1 Giant Rabbit pilot.
Engines: 2
Wings: 2
Sails: 3 (when wind is strong enough)
Plug Type: Continental European
Seat Colour: green and silver (before puke)
Classes: DH flying club class:368 DH super super deluxe class:1 (its in the cockpit)
Seating System: VENDASEAT DUSTBINS version 3.5 (€0.50 per seat per hour)
Age: 40 years
Value: €56,023 without D H logo, €1.76 with D H logo.
Safety System: NOTSAFE version 2.8
for a virtual tour onboard DH One, clicky here please

DH TWO

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an exclusive picture of DH Two being tested

Aircraft: Airbus A380 (factory designed for DH Airlines)
Capacity: 600 passengers + 20 crew + 1 giant rabbit pilot + 1 triceratops co-pilot
Engines: 4
wings: 2 (3 in bad weather)
Sails: none fitted as this is a modern plane
Plug Type: Algerian 5 pronged
Seat Colour: green and silver, except cockpit which is gold and mercury
Classes: DH charter flight ultra-low leg room economy class: 621 DH super super super deluxe club: 1
Seating System:VEND-A-SEAT Dustbins version 6.2 (€0.91 per seat per hour, no change given)
Age: 1 years
Value: € 250 000 000 (without DH logos) €0.54 (with DH logos)
Top speed: M 0.88
Top Range:14,800 km (though DH does not know this)
Wheel trim colour: green, except one which is metallic red
Safety System: NOTATALLSAFEINANYRESPECTWHATSOEVER version 1.2 BETA (testing this out for the manufacturer)



Coming soon - DH Time Machine - a revelutionary bit of new kit that will shock the aviation world and throw the entire concept of expensive time travel out of the window 2000m above the ground whilst travelling at half the speed of sound! (Actually probably more like 2m ± 2.9m)