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and welcome to the website of DH Airlines, an award losing airline which offers you an unforgettable experience as you soar below the clouds in what can just about be described as an aeroplane. Here you can revel in useless activities such as to book your tickets and read the schedule. Think you know a lot about DH Airlines? Take the quiz by clicking here.

Celebrating four years of DHing about
Four years ago this summer, DH Airlines was created. So what bettter way to celebrate than with a redesigned website. Don't worry, nearly all the old content is still here and there are ongoing improvements! By the way, DH requested that we tried to hide the homepage link...

DH is alive!
Meet the virtual DH and Bryce online by clicking here. Fun for all the family! DH comments on this perculiarity:
"I am very proud to exist. I am now even more proud to exist virtually too." Bryce makes sure DH doesn't spill any secrets such as the ban on the airline in various destination countries.

DH gets networking Join our facebook (mugtome) group!

Since eons ago humans, animals and soft rabbits have needed to, whether they liked it or not, keep in touch with one another. THat was one of the reasons that we ended up with the rather humdinger of a website facebook. At DH we like to think of ourselves as obscure, but this is up to a point and it has become apparent that we may be able to raise DH's profile by utilising some of these sites. Therefore, we are embracing this mugtome and are even developing a DH application. So join today!

Venice awaits the "lucky" winners of guess the mass of DH

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In order to celebrate the launch of a new weekly service from the French colony of Europa Island off the coast of Africa (population < 100) to the world's leading city in inflatable animal shaped lilo technologies, Venice, DH is offering a picture of Venice to the soul who guesses closest to his mass. To enter, use your mouse / rat / hamster to click on the forum and head to its Misc. section. Flights will begin in 2007, by which time you might be able to book your ticket's online, in the meantime DH is contemplating starting up DH Gondolas.

IMPORTANT: increase in fuel prices have changed flight conditions

It came to the attention of DH that he had paid more for the fuel for his laest flight thatn he usually does. Fuel is a significant cost for flights and consequently DH has decided to make some cut backs. From now on all air in the plane MUST be used at least 3 times, safety systems can opperate only during the 1st 30 seconds of the flight rather than the full 1st minute and ice lollies (popsicals) will be replaced with pomegranates. Custoemrs are also required to help ease the situation by bringing their own fuel to use to fly the plane and DH will be eating Tesco value baked beans from now on, so expect the quality of the in-flight meals to suffer as a direct result....

bryce nearly gets run over in airport horror

Recently, on a trip to DH's secret cash box back at Birmingham Airport (its hidden in the 4th dustbin from the west entrance, in a compartment underneath marked: "Here Be Treasure"), Bryce, DH Airlines only real pilot, encountered a heat wave. This wave managed to knock the five pence piece he was carying to the box out of his mouth and into the coffee of a rich Czech businessman waiting to catch DH's next flight to Prague (delays expected). Bryce didn't know what to do. He reached out to tap the Czech gentleman on the shoulder to ask for 35% of DH Airlines profits back, but his foot was forced into his face by the whirlwind caused by an airport trolley that had just been sent down the escalator by DH himself.Bryce is lucky to be alive. DH said: "I was not trying to hit Bryce, I just wanted to see if the trolleys had any good wheels because my plane needs some new ones". Consequently Bryce now always wears sunglasses to access the safe.

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In order to celebrate the launch of a new weekly service from the French colony of Europa Island off the coast of Africa (population < 100) to the world's leading city in inflatable animal shaped lilo technologies, Venice, DH is offering a picture of Venice to the soul who guesses closest to his mass. To enter, use your mouse / rat / hamster to click on the forum and head to its Misc. section. Flights will begin in 2007, by which time you might be able to book your ticket's online, in the meantime DH is contemplating starting up DH Gondolas. IMPORTANT: increase in fuel prices have changed flight conditions It came to the attention of DH that he had paid more for the fuel for his laest flight thatn he usually does. Fuel is a significant cost for flights and consequently DH has decided to make some cut backs. From now on all air in the plane MUST be used at least 3 times, safety systems can opperate only during the 1st 30 seconds of the flight rather than the full 1st minute and ice lollies (popsicals) will be replaced with pomegranates. Custoemrs are also required to help ease the situation by bringing their own fuel to use to fly the plane and DH will be eating Tesco value baked beans from now on, so expect the quality of the in-flight meals to suffer as a direct result.... bryce nearly gets run over in airport horror

Recently, on a trip to DH's secret cash box back at Birmingham Airport (its hidden in the 4th dustbin from the west entrance, in a compartment underneath marked: "Here Be Treasure"), Bryce, DH Airlines only real pilot, encountered a heat wave. This wave managed to knock the five pence piece he was carying to the box out of his mouth and into the coffee of a rich Czech businessman waiting to catch DH's next flight to Prague (delays expected). Bryce didn't know what to do. He reached out to tap the Czech gentleman on the shoulder to ask for 35% of DH Airlines profits back, but his foot was forced into his face by the whirlwind caused by an airport trolley that had just been sent down the escalator by DH himself.Bryce is lucky to be alive. DH said: "I was not trying to hit Bryce, I just wanted to see if the trolleys had any good wheels because my plane needs some new ones". Consequently Bryce now always wears sunglasses to access the safe. Old news is now in the archive. Click here to get to it.