Dinosaurs have always
been welcome on DH Airlines, as shown by this picture below of DH introducing
his co-pilot, Bryce, to a microwave:
Now we have been recognised for our wonderous work to accomidate our prehistoric
friends with this internationally reknowned and extremely coverted award
- its so rarely given out you probably haven't seen it any where else
before!
DH Airlines has taken a number of steps to help dinosaurs:
Special Dinosaur
sized VENDASEATS (30m long)
Seating of Carnivores
in seperate classes from Herbivores
Carnivores are
exempt from all passport checks and other attack provoking formalities
All planes are
capable of carrying 10 tonnes of dinosaur "droppings"
All dinosaurs receive
a "I flew DH Airlines" pencil with a description of an airline
included
Dinosaurs are exemt
from singing the DH Anthem which, if not sung to an acceptable standard
will cause the plane journey to "restart".
The on board shop
sells T-shirts with "I've visited the 20th Century to take home
and show off to other dinosaurs who can't afford to time travel (we
know that that was last century,but compared to 65 million years, its
pretty accurate
