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important dh forum announcement

"listen up all you loyal subjects of my minty and slightly strawberry flavoured forum" says DH on a very productive day of flying people from one side of London to the other. "Your community will be redesigned within the next few months and will be accessible to all, including the gas repair man and, more so than that, my co-pilot Bryce". If you want to have your say on any DH topic please continue to use the DH forum as all posts will be copied over to the new one. If you know any reason why the forum can not be redesigned, you must declare so now.

Please don't, however, post to tell DH that the keyboard is not plugged in.

new Present Day > Triassic services being tested

Over the past few years DH has built up a network of friends from many different time periods, including his triceratops co-pilot Bryce, but travelling through time is still expensive. That's why here at DH Airlines we are testing new low-cost Time Travelling Services in our new DH Time Machine (pictured above). So far we have only been back in time to as far as the Bronze Age and startled a few cavemen by giving them free hair dryers and startling ourselves when we realised they didn't have electricity. Hopefully, without further setbacks, DH Time Travel will be here soon. Unfortunately we can't go forward in time and get the completed version from the future.....yet.

congratulations london

The olympics brings great oppertunities for those airlines who carry out charter flights. The fact that the Olympics is in a European city in 2012 will put DH Airlines at the forefront of this travel caos. Already testing has begun of the route between Paris to London so that all those who want to escape the games can fly out (and those who want to see it can, of course, take the return flight, but complimentary wet wipes are not available)

get ready for DH Travel
"fiddle de dum de day" says DH on his way to the cash machine that eats American Express cards at lunch time. He's pleased that DH Travel will be launched soon. DH Travel will be a kilometerstone in the progress of the DH pollution of the internet. You can try to book a holiday yourself or let the holiday picker book a random holiday for you. We're hiring all kinds of staff from Zouch, England to Silly,Belgium and from the 21st century to the Triassic Period. To see a preview of DH Travel, click on a link near the bottom of the page.

new in-flight reading

We want to show that we care at D H Airlines and have listened to comments about or range of literature. We have taken note that people don't only want to read magazines. From now on, all DH Airlines flights will have a selection of phonebooks availible to read. The Choice is from the following:
BT book 523 Walsall, Cannock and Lichfield
BT book 544 Birmingham South East
BT book 311 Tayside
BT book 318 High Wycombe

D H says "enjoy your reading"

It is reminded that there is a very limited amount of phone numbers actually possible to ring whilst airbourne

say what you think about DH and his airline or just fool around
click on the new forum to complain, comment, ask DH a question or make a suggestion. forum

the world is not enough for DH Airlines

if you've seen the new film "the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy", you'll know all about space travel. Well, DH recently won a contract to fly people to the moon when there is a space port on it. The contract states that the holder will be able to fly flights exclusively from any where in the EU to the moon for the first 10 years of the spaceport's operation. The first flight is schedules for 14th June 2056, that's a Wednesday. Tickets will be available one year before, so note that in your diary now.

our no. one pilot wins award for original in flight meals

Those of you who have flown DH before will know that our pilot is the chef and makes the passengers meals that are unrivaled in the skies. he recently won an award for "Europe's worst in flight meals". A party is scheduled later this year at a curry house somewhere on a new cruise ship. We were also pleased with being runner-up in the worst airline category for the third year in a row.

special offers
There are lots of special offers such as free flights for the under 4s and over 100s and we have lots of European flights from €2.50, however service is not neglected.

new aircraft
We've also just taken delivery of our latest aircraft - the Airbus A380. It will be named DH Two and has been specially designed for charter and other cheap flights! It seats 600 passengers and can reach speeds of over Mac 0.8.

click here to see more info about DH Two

our promise
our service on all our flights stands out from the rest. our origami trained staff are easily distracted by our customer's passports and are happy to help you survive your flight with us. our planes are equipped with all the latest safety devices and they are even turned on for well over a quarter of the flight. the pilots of these antique planes are just as afraid of the dark as anyone reading this so you can trust them to fly the plane just as they do to you.

*important dh forum announcement*
	"listen up all you loyal subjects of my minty and slightly strawberry flavoured forum" says DH on a very productive day of flying people from one side of London to the other. "Your community will be redesigned within the next few months and will be accessible to all, including the gas repair man and, more so than that, my co-pilot Bryce". If you want to have your say on any DH topic please continue to use the DH forum as all posts will be copied over to the new one. If you know any reason why the forum can not be redesigned, you must declare so now. Please don't, however, post to tell DH that the keyboard is not plugged in.
new Present Day > Triassic services being tested Over the past few years DH has built up a network of friends from many different time periods, including his triceratops co-pilot Bryce, but travelling through time is still expensive. That's why here at DH Airlines we are testing new low-cost Time Travelling Services in our new DH Time Machine (pictured above). So far we have only been back in time to as far as the Bronze Age and startled a few cavemen by giving them free hair dryers and startling ourselves when we realised they didn't have electricity. Hopefully, without further setbacks, DH Time Travel will be here soon. Unfortunately we can't go forward in time and get the completed version from the future.....yet. congratulations london The olympics brings great oppertunities for those airlines who carry out charter flights. The fact that the Olympics is in a European city in 2012 will put DH Airlines at the forefront of this travel caos. Already testing has begun of the route between Paris to London so that all those who want to escape the games can fly out (and those who want to see it can, of course, take the return flight, but complimentary wet wipes are not available) get ready for DH Travel "fiddle de dum de day" says DH on his way to the cash machine that eats American Express cards at lunch time. He's pleased that DH Travel will be launched soon. DH Travel will be a kilometerstone in the progress of the DH pollution of the internet. You can try to book a holiday yourself or let the holiday picker book a random holiday for you. We're hiring all kinds of staff from Zouch, England to Silly,Belgium and from the 21st century to the Triassic Period. To see a preview of DH Travel, click on a link near the bottom of the page. new in-flight reading
We want to show that we care at D H Airlines and have listened to comments about or range of literature. We have taken note that people don't only want to read magazines. From now on, all DH Airlines flights will have a selection of phonebooks availible to read. The Choice is from the following: BT book 523 Walsall, Cannock and Lichfield BT book 544 Birmingham South East BT book 311 Tayside BT book 318 High Wycombe D H says "enjoy your reading" It is reminded that there is a very limited amount of phone numbers actually possible to ring whilst airbourne
say what you think about DH and his airline or just fool around click on the new forum to complain, comment, ask DH a question or make a suggestion. forum the world is not enough for DH Airlines if you've seen the new film "the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy", you'll know all about space travel. Well, DH recently won a contract to fly people to the moon when there is a space port on it. The contract states that the holder will be able to fly flights exclusively from any where in the EU to the moon for the first 10 years of the spaceport's operation. The first flight is schedules for 14th June 2056, that's a Wednesday. Tickets will be available one year before, so note that in your diary now. our no. one pilot wins award for original in flight meals Those of you who have flown DH before will know that our pilot is the chef and makes the passengers meals that are unrivaled in the skies. he recently won an award for "Europe's worst in flight meals". A party is scheduled later this year at a curry house somewhere on a new cruise ship. We were also pleased with being runner-up in the worst airline category for the third year in a row. special offers There are lots of special offers such as free flights for the under 4s and over 100s and we have lots of European flights from €2.50, however service is not neglected. new aircraft We've also just taken delivery of our latest aircraft - the Airbus A380. It will be named DH Two and has been specially designed for charter and other cheap flights! It seats 600 passengers and can reach speeds of over Mac 0.8. click here to see more info about DH Two our promise our service on all our flights stands out from the rest. our origami trained staff are easily distracted by our customer's passports and are happy to help you survive your flight with us. our planes are equipped with all the latest safety devices and they are even turned on for well over a quarter of the flight. the pilots of these antique planes are just as afraid of the dark as anyone reading this so you can trust them to fly the plane just as they do to you.